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Anonymous sent: one time this lady came in during rush and asked for a traveler I tell her that it's going to take "10-15 minutes" and she flips out saying how it "shouldn't be hard to fill a box of coffee" bitch thinks coffee magically comes out of our ass
solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

jetstream-tormod:

solarsenpai:

This the rawest scooby doo villain and you can’t tell me a damn thing

what about the nazi bird that shot a girl to death?

what the fuck?



WHAT THE FUCK????

I hate people generally, but I like people individually.

introverts (via janesblueheaven) —

waanderr-lustt:

gnostic-forest:

gnostic-forest:

Woodstock was sick dude ✌️🍁

Holy shiiiiit where did the notes come from???

☮☯✿ॐ

benvolio-the-living:

I hate when parents use the whole “I pay for your food and clothes and everything else!” Excuse to make their kids feel guilty. Its like, oh, yes, sorry you decided to have a child and actually have to care for that child. What a horrible thing for a small human to need those things and for the birthgiver to care for them. Poor you.

captainamericaisavirgin:

blackzephyrus:

captainamericaisavirgin:

feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did

some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.

oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

iamscienceside:

iamscienceside:

Science fact: A blowjob is the most unappealing form of sexual intercourse, and should be reserved solely for your enemies.

This is actually a lie… Blowjobs are the best. (so I’m told)